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go home
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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