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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

  (614): View more from Ohio

  handstands? WTF?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  she was a gymnast

  (614): View more from Ohio

   go to hell.

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• (805): View more from California

  we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.

  (770): View more from Georgia

  So it may have been laced, sue me.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I am not getting you a goat.

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo

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