I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo