If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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