whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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