i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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