Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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