I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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