What a fucking waste of an outfit
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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