my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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