You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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