he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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