My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a hot homeless man
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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