I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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