Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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