I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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