Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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