If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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