awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
