the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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