Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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