I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
