I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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