walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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