Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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