remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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