Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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