You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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