you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
How's work?
Spinning.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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