never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
How's work?
Spinning.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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