I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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They took my balls.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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