Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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