i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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