at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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