Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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