do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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