i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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