Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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