yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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