he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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