i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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