what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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