yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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