Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I need water and some morals
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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