I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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