ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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