what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
