I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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