i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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