Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
tell me about the eggs
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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