Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I fill condoms, not promises.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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