I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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