My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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