How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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