I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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