Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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